Stephen Colbert thinks bears are a threat. He says they are killing machines and others agree. Perhaps, especially, people in Amsterdam. Well, maybe those bears were more of a threat to macaques, but you can't trust those sloth bears. Shifty-eyed little buggers, them. There may be actually be other bears in Amsterdam, but that is a tale for another day.
I think there is more of a problem here than most realize. In fact, I tried to warn the Colbert Report staff about a very real threat they are facing. Wisely, they do not post any kind of contact information on their Web site, however, to protect themselves from people not as committed to truthiness as myself.
So I must post the truth here. Stephen Colbert is a man who doth protest too much. All one has to do is look at the thinly veiled name behind the man.
His name, after all, is Stephen Col-BEAR.
Don't say you weren't warned.
And that's the Wørd.
( 08:36 EH | what is this world coming to? )What about bears in harnesses? Dangerous! Every year I want to at once do a silly dance and claw my eyes out at Pride because the bears go crazy with the leather and electronica. It's too much!
Posted by: saudade at 24.05.06 01:14But bears should always be in harnesses, no? ;)
Posted by: bunny at 24.05.06 08:10