God, I love Lords of the New Church. I'd forgotten how much. I never realized just how much Stiv Bators pranced around, though. It's no wonder he and Michael Monroe were friends. Prancers, the lot of them. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Sweetie doubts the existence of the Hot Cocoa Rapids Riders. He thinks I made them up, like my Numbly Bumblies (who live on the planet Crumbly) and my Sleepytime Gang Train. I admit, the Hot Cocoa Rapids Riders could very well have been from my imagination but this time, it wasn't. The adorable little marshmallow men with life vests are from the mind of Paul Frank. I still want something with their picture emblazoned on it. I caught a glimpse of someone on a tv show with a t-shirt of them. Alas, she was a little girl. All I need are a few decals!! Dammit.
So, without further ado, here are the Hot Cocoa Rapids Riders from the Julius and Friends site.

and the Hot Cocoa Rapids Riders getting mad at sweet little Clancy.

OK. So maybe someday you'll get to hear about the Numbly Bumblies. But not today.
( 08:23 FH | silly hooha. )