september 30, 2004

Engrish Silliness

It's been a long week at work so I couldn't stop giggling when I did a search for asian lace dress fabric and it led me here.

My favorite descriptions have to be:

   CRACEFUL DECORATIVE BORDER BEAUTIFUL ADORN
Lace is the symbol of great elegance and delicacy, so countless women have been adoring to it for a long time. Mint wine like colors resembles the most refrigerant green shadow in summer. All the big and small petals are the excellent edge tool representing a woman's femininity.
If you wanna manifest your graceful and restrained temperament in a seductive season, you'd better choose a lingerie with superior laces. Lace created by our company can help women realize their most desirous wish.
              


and

   TRENDS OF LINGERIE IN THE NEW CENTURY

Distinctive lingerie is doomed to become the mainstream of future underwear. Core competitiveness will focus on the features of fabrics, colors and styles. They are:
Classical curve
Oriental verve
Soft and graceful
Few women say no to lace because lace makes the finishing point.


Doomed! Doomed to drink mint wine, I tell ya!

Can we say "ran through translation tool?"

Oh, oh, oh. I just can't stop. Every new page brings more gems.

Rarity, love, romance, elegance, delicacy coexists with its fanciful, sexy, luxurious quality for the simple reason that you can see through it, especially to French and British ladies where they see it more as a lure.

Oh, my, is that music so annoying.

( 04:42 EH | silly hooha. )
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Comments

At first I read !!!!!!!!!!!!! as aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!
Which is of course not at all correct.
Now excuse me, I must go and contemplate manifesting my graceful temperment via lingerie.

Posted by: batty at 02.10.04 02:50

hee hee - DOOMED. That is one heckuva way to use doomed in a sentence! :-D

Posted by: JeanNINE at 11.10.04 16:14